Type Fast or the Pony Gets It app for iPhone and iPad

Do you like typing fast? Do most word games make you feel mediocre and sluggish? Do you long to feel the wind between your hairy fingers? Do you have A Thing for unicorns? And would you like to lord over your friends and family with your superior typing prowess?

Then maybe Type Fast or the Pony Gets It is exactly the game youre looking for. Or maybe it isnt. Who can say, really?

Its easy. You type the words on your screen, as fast as you can, in the face of mounting pressure, in a feeble attempt to stall the impending doom of many, many ponies.

Youll fail. Like, a lot. But its probably about the journey or something.

- - - - - NAUGHTY WORDS - - - - -

Theyre in there!

- - - - - BRIGHT COLOURS - - - - -

Sure!

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Cool!

- - - - - LEARN STUFF - - - - -

Maybe, who knows!

- - - - - GRAPHICS - - - - -

Its got em!

- - - - - CHEESE - - - - -

Okay.